Check this out! A handy dandy citation generator service  that will email all those folks who keep you cooling your heels. As a chronically on time person who has spent much of my life waiting for other people to show up, I really can appreciate this. Citations come in two flavors: kind and, uh, less than kind. Only problem I can see is overly zealous spam filters plopping the citation emails in a junk folder or just deleting it altogether. Still, it's a cute idea.