I haven't done a Friday funny in a while. Life got in my way, swept me up, tossed me around some, then spit me back out on the other side. Long and short of it, I'm back with a Friday funny!
First up: in honor of St. Patrick's Day, a quiz: Just how Irish are you?  It's loaded with challenging 9to me) trivia. I got 6 out of 10 right, which makes me, well, pretty darned Irish (and my grandmother would certainly agree with that).
I found another quiz on the same topic: How Irish Are You?  I scored 82% on this one (I am really rocking today on the test-taking!).
I also picked up a little Gaelic while surfing the web:
Sláinte is táinte!
[slawn-chah iss tan-chah]
(Health and wealth)
Pionta Guinness, le do thoil
[Pin-tah Guiness, le doh hull]
( A pint of Guiness, please)
Tabhair dom an rud céanna mar atá ag an fhear ar an urlár!
[Toe-er do un rudd kear-nah marr ah-ta ig un arr air un urr-lar]
(Give me the same as the man on the floor!)